The latest release on Fabric is a mix by Hype Young Thing, Ramadanman (also, confusingly, trading under Pearson Sound and David Kennedy). Now: this is a cutting-edge DJ at the top of his game, whose forward-thinking yet dancefloor friendly productions and remixes are the perfect choice for a Fabric mix. The press release, however, manages to bludgeon any excitement out of you within seconds. To celebrate Fabric's mastery of the press release, we've compiled a choice selection of their finest statements:
